Life is Booty-ful

Yes, the time has come to talk about the treasure we all have been literally sitting on! Butt, booty, derriere, ass, Heine, buttocks etc. call them whatever, they are literally the in thing right now. The popular culture is absolutely nothing without the booty and, no one can tell me otherwise.

It is the organ made to flaunt and let people know you pack it well. They come in all shapes and sizes from thin as chopsticks to well whatever the Kardashians have. No, this is not some sexually perverted undertone but more of a love your body post, one vanity organ at a time.

Sure brains are smart and necessary but have you seen a booty? It is the most resilient body part, to imagine all the shit that goes through, it is there and, it serves mankind with all its might. A booty is also the most progressive body part. It does not judge, does not diss and definitely doesn’t cause depression (unlike your noggin).

The beauty of booty is that it is the ultimate gender-neutral appreciative body part. A magnificent booty belongs to anyone, be it man or woman. Booty is what builds, fashion empires, fitness movements and gives you a lot more to look forward to or maybe back to.

Sir Mix-a-lot has rightly said that “I like big butts and I cannot lie”, although not just big, small, shaped, sagged, hairy or smooth all butts are nice. You just need to know how to show it off. They look good the same exposed or covered because they give your body a definite shape. Not to mention their inherently bubbly nature makes them a cultural Icon.

Be it booty shorts, twerking or the fact they aren’t censored anymore shows us how long we have come with booty. I mean, to see a guy serving all that cake in a tight fitted formal attire or see a woman bussing it down on the floor, booty is well, bootylicious.

A butt is not just a sexual body part, its art, it is what babies are in awe off. The art you ask me? I mean come on, The Kardashians are famous because they literally worked their ass on. If you look at fashion, a good butt makes a pair of Levi’s desirable. And not just a pretty aesthetic, it is an important muscle group also. It is what keeps you healthy with all the vaccines pushed in it. It keeps your leg and spine in shape, providing a correct posture.

Be it printed with Stretch marks, dotted with vitiligo patches, dimpled with all that cellulite, toned or smooth like fresh buns, the ass looks pretty just the way it is. A booty a day keeps the doctor away because, Apple bottoms, geddit?!

We often fail to see this humble body part in the glory it entails. We go about objectifying it, shaming it and most importantly telling people their ass does not look good enough. Don’t let the world tell you your ass ain’t good. Its beautiful, supportive and just like you demands care and respect. Be open to being bold about the booty. After all life is Booty-ful and so are you!

Let me know which song is the best to shake your booty to?